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Commander Shepard and Captain Reynolds discuss their methods of leadership, for Driscollfaust

Shepard crossed his arms, leaning back as he sized up the other captain.  ”Look, I’m just sayin’,” said Mal, “Your ship is top of the line and not falling apart every time you hit atmo.  I have to be a little tougher on my engineer than you do, is all.”  

“I’m not just talking about how hard you run your engineer,” replied Shepard.  ”What about that mercenary thug of yours?  Cobb?  He’s only there because you’re paying him more than the other guys, and you hit him in the face with a wrench.  That’s a good way to inspire some divided loyalties when push comes to shove.”  Mal just shook his head.  ”You’re military, Shepard.  You say frog, and everybody jumps, because it’s been bred into them through years of training.  Only one on my boat with those kind of instincts is Zoe.  In my world, it isn’t as easy as just giving orders and expecting them to be obeyed.  You’ve got to reach a guy like Jayne a different way.” Shepard scratched the back of his head.  ”By… hitting him with a wrench?”  ”Well,” said Mal, shuffling his feet awkwardly, “Yeah, sometimes.  It’s an alpha male thing.  Wouldn’t expect a guy like you to understand.” 

A conspiratorial grin spread across Shepard’s face.  ”I don’t know about wrenches, but I did punch a reporter once.  Or… three times.  Well, the last one was a headbutt.  But the principle is the same, right?”  Mal blinked twice.  ”Uh… yeah.  Ok.  That’s sort of the same, I guess.”  He took a prudent step back.  Marines.  It was like talking to a box of rocks.  If the rocks had guns.  ”Close enough.”

Yet another reason why Nathan Fillion is a perfect human being

  • Interviewer: It seemed like Kaylee’s favorite place was her hammock (which I understand you stole, thief) what’s yours geographically and I suppose spiritually?
  • Jewel Staite: Listen, that thing was given to me, I swear. You want to talk about being a thief, talk to Fillion. He’s got boxes of stuff he stole from that set, and the irony that he’s playing a guy who helps cops right now is not lost on me. But I digress.
  • Source - [ http: //www.veryaware.com/2011/10/interview-jewel-staite-talks-firefly-food-fun-and-fillion/ ]

'Out of Gas'

  • Mal: You know, I'm gettin' a little weary of this attitude, Wash.
  • Wash: Oh, are you? Well, I'm so very sorry, sir. I guess the news that we're all gonna be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me a little snippy.
  • Mal: It's possible someone might pick up that signal.
  • Wash: No, Mal. It's not possible. No one's gonna pick up the damn signal. You wanted us flying under the radar, remember? Well, that's where we are, out of range of anyone or anything.
  • Mal: Then make it go further.
  • Wash: I - What?
  • Mal: Make the signal go further.
  • Wash: Can't make it go further.
  • Mal: Not if all you're gonna do is sit around here and whine about it. No.
  • Wash: What do you expect me to do, Mal?
  • Mal: Whatever you have to. And if you can't do it from here, then get a suit on and go outside on the side of the boat...
  • Wash: And what? Wave my arms around?
  • Mal: Wave your arms around. Jump up and down. Divert the nav sats to the transmitter. Whatever.
  • Wash: Divert the - Right! Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die!
  • Mal: Give the beacon a boost, wouldn't it?
  • Wash: Yes, Mal, it would boost the signal. But even if some passerby did happen to receive, all it would do is muck up their navigation.
  • Mal: Could be that's true.
  • Wash: Damn right, it's true. They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signal before they could even go anyplace.
  • Mal: ...
  • Wash: [Still yelling as if he's angry] Well maybe I should do that, then!
  • Mal: Maybe you should!
  • Wash: Okay!
  • Mal: Good!
  • Wash: Fine!
Oct 6
  • Zoe: Sir, is there some information we might maybe be lacking as to why there's an entire fedsquad sitting on this train?
  • Mal: Doesn't concern us.
  • Zoe: It kinda concerns me!
  • Mal: I mean they're not protecting the goods. If they were, they wouldn't be lettin' people past 'em.
  • Zoe: You don't think that changes the situation a bit?
  • Mal: I surely do. Makes it more fun.
  • Zoe: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
  • Mal: Come on. We stick to the plan. We get the goods, we're back on Serenity before the train even reaches Paradiso. Only now we do it under the noses of twenty trained Alliance Feds. And that makes 'em look all manner of stupid! Hell, this job I would pull for free.
  • Zoe: Can I have your share?
  • Mal: No.
  • Zoe: If you die can I have your share?
  • Mal: Yes.

Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious!

assorted-goodness:

Inara the Companion Cube // by ‘Valhalla’ Halvorson.
This is perfect!

assorted-goodness:

Inara the Companion Cube // by ‘Valhalla’ Halvorson.

This is perfect!

(Source: assorted-goodness)

(Source: thesmileofawinchester)

Sep 9

browncoat2511:

Firefly - 01x08 - Out of Gas

Sep 4
becauseisawitontv:

Mal- Have you got time to do my hair?
Inara- Out!!

becauseisawitontv:

Mal- Have you got time to do my hair?

Inara- Out!!

Sep 1

maemaewolf:

Hearing the ballad of jayne

Sep 1

… *headdesk*

this kills me

this kills me